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Dear Billy,
Is your truck a chick magnet?
Dear Lonely in CG,
Yes, my truck is a chick magnet. I have gotten many looks from chickens driving down the street.
Billy
Dear Billy,
I’m trying to get a job but don’t know how old you have to be to work register. Any advice?
-Sadly Unemployed
Dear Sadly Unemployed,
There
is no Federal law that applies. The Oregon laws make no reference to
cash registers. The only restrictions I see that could apply relate to
selling alcohol or lottery tickets.
Billy
Dear Billy.
How much camo is too much and does this amount change when a Rebel flag is incorporated?
-Concerned Redneck
Dear Concerned Redneck,
If you are wearing so much camo that you can only see your hands and
face, you are wearing too much camo. If a Rebel flag is in view, stick
to camo hat, black tee shirt and camo jeans and some Georgia work boots.
Billy
